A Tale of Lillehammer

When you think of Lillehammer, what comes to mind? Winter Olympics? A lovely place in Norway for winter sports? An interesting choice for a bunch of American entepreneurs to open up a company that produces milk from human females? Any of the above is a legitimate answer. It just so happens that your boy Erik here tends towards the less obvious choices and thus we come to The Lillehammer Girl Milking Company.

Newly available on Amazon, this is my first go at the whole hucow genre, but I just couldn't help but make it part of my Tales of Dystopian Norway series, along with Spanked for a New Roof: Female Collateral. Two of the side characters from that book now take center stage as they graduate from high school and make their way from Ålesund over to Lillehammer, looking for jobs. I really fell in love with the characters and I hope you do too.

When I originally conceived of the idea, I had in mind a version of Norway that had been deeply hurt economically by the collapse of its sovereign wealth fund, and saw the series as a way to explore some of the social ramifications of that. People like to think of Norway and the other Scandinavian countries as being tops at protecting human rights, and I certainly think that's true and hope it stays that way for a long time. This speculative fiction is all about visualizing a near-future dystopian world where things go badly. And since this is erotica, there needs to be a sexual element to it. What better way of exploring that than sticking a bunch of girls (and guys) in a corporate environment where they are used as not just workers, but actual elements of the production mechanism?

Get it on Amazon now: The Lillehammer Girl Milking Company and enjoy!

New Titles Available on Amazon!

 Hello fellow book fans! Much progress in the previous month! Here's the news:

Street Slave released on Amazon!

Street Slave (Book 1): Amber is out on Amazon now, and I'm super happy about it!

Please go check it out: Street Slave (Book 1): Amber on Amazon

From the blurb:

Amber hasn’t had the easiest childhood, and when she ages out of the foster care system she has to hit the streets with nothing to her name and no support. But Camp Corvallis offers a glimmer of hope for her. In exchange for the opportunity to be fed and sheltered, she agrees to rent herself out to whoever is willing to bid on her, for whatever tasks the business or individual wants. As long as Amber is willing, that is. As long as she wants to keep being fed. And as long as she makes it back in time.

The rules of the camp are harsh and the penalties for violators are severe and humiliating, but Amber is willing to give it a go, if she can handle the humiliating intake procedure. There’s not much else out there for a young woman like her.

Street Slave is already getting good feedback on Goodreads with 5 star reviews, so check it out! I'm really proud of this one, TBH.

Already working on the follow-up!

Slavehampton Book 2: Summer out on Amazon!

Hey everyone! My latest book Slavehampton Book 2: Summer is out on Amazon!

Slavehampton Book 2: Summer on Amazon

The sequel to Slavehampton Book 1: Arrivals, here's the blurb from the book's Amazon page:

The mystery of the vast alien craft that hover above the bucolic playgrounds of the rich and famous continues to bedevil the Southampton Town Police. Powerful figures fear their summer plans may be disrupted. But our girl Erin has other concerns. She must navigate her new life as a captive servant, a slave in all but name, property of the family that bought her for their son, and plaything to all who encounter her or ask for her.

Navigating this new life will not be easy for her, but much is at stake. Perhaps more than she knows. Aside from the day to day travails of being passed around and treated in humiliating fashion, she must also learn her place in society, and this society is quite different from the one she willingly left.

And what do the ships have to do with a dead senator, a media mogul, and a German family grieving their lost son? Continue the saga of Slavehampton in this, the second book in the series.

This book series is getting pretty popular (for my level of popularity.) Very healthy sales and Kindle Unlimited page reads, so I'm super happy about it.

I'm currently working on plotting out the major themes and story beats of the third in the series!

The Covens of Bludfjord Book 3: Visions available for pre-order!

The Covens of Bludfjord Book 3: Visions is now out for pre-order on Amazon!

The third book in the Covens of Bludfjord series by Badger Therese and myself, Visions continues to expand on the tale of our two intrepid covens, one in Olso, Norway, and the other in Salem, Massachusetts, as the girls push the envelope of what they are willing to do to work magic in service of good as they battle forces that are increasingly malevolent.

The Covens of Bludfjord Book 3: Visions on Amazon Releases April 11, 2026!

From the blurb:
It began as a lark, a way to pass the time for our novice witches in Oslo, Norway, and Salem, Massachusetts. But once you discover the power of magic, it’s hard not to keep going, deeper and deeper and further afield, where strange forces wait, and evil lurks. Indeed, there’s something about the occult that brings out the best in people, and the worst, and our girls have encountered plenty of both. They are spying in the halls of power, tangling with the leaders of the free world, and provoking something else, not quite human, not quite mortal, whose ancient, malevolent will has been triggered. Is the solution to these upstart conjurers something ancient and dreadful?

Compounding the danger: These are precarious times, an age when magical teens girls—or any females at all—are not welcome at the tables of power, an era when men are being driven to reclaim their rightful throne, and women are being returned to their roles of subservience.

This is a book and a series for mature readers, eighteen and older, and who are not triggered by frank depictions of sexuality, dungeons, ruthless demons and world leaders, or powerful, determined teenage females.

If you're a fan of Badger Therese (and why wouldn't you be?) then you know that it's going to be good, and have just the right amount of sexiness, kink, and engaging characters. And if you're a fan of my work *blush* then you know that there's going to be just the right amount of Svalbardianess within it to make you go hmm!

Musings on Foster Care and more

Hi folks, your favorite retired Norwegian tug-boat captain (not really), and still-employed (for now) tech dude (actually true) who also writes erotica novellas for fun, hollering back at you! *whew*

I'm not from the US, so lots of things going on here puzzle me. One of those things is how the whole foster care system seems to work, and how so many young people are at risk of "aging out" of it and winding up on the streets with no functioning support system.

The other thing is the homeless situation. Living and working in the SF Bay Area, I've seen my fair share of homeless encampments. Everything from true dystopian hell-scapes to actually decent communities. Lots of people stuck in that situation have jobs, families (many are police officers, firefighters, teachers) - they just don't have a permanent structure to call home.

So naturally, I decided to turn up the kinkometer, and start my new series Street Slave with those themes/settings in mind.

I've submitted the first book of the series to Amazon for pre-order - we'll see how long it takes them to vet it. Once it's out, you'll get to follow along as Amber makes her way in the scary world of Corvallis, Oregon, alone and without any prospects except to submit herself to the strange rules and practices of Camp Corvallis.

Will this book change the world? No. Will it make you think? Maybe. At the very least you'll wonder what the hell is up with this Svalbard guy, and why isn't he writing the fourth Spanked on the Rails book yet?

Cheers,

Erik

The Covens of Bludfjord Book 2: Awakening

 

Hey everyone! The second book in the Covens of Bludfjord series is out now: The Covens of Bludfjord Book 2: Awakening. A collaboration between myself and the incomparable Badger Therese, book 2 finds our two covens delving deeper into the mysteries of the magical powers they have unlocked, and the erotic paths they must travel to unleash said powers.

From the book's Amazon page:

You would not give them a second look, these witches in Oslo, Norway, these teen spellcasters in Salem, Massachusetts. But maybe you should—and not just because they are blonde, or curvy, or enthusiastic, or shy, or Dutch royalty, or colored by the suns of Africa or Hawaii. No, these girls—these covens—have tapped into something old, and dark, and powerful. Two books, one in an old English dialect, one in forgotten Norse runes, have opened doors into an unseen world that is more real and transformative than any modern technology—more compelling than social media, more brilliant than AI, more addictive than the strongest opiate.

All they must do is drop their inhibitions, in order to enlighten an evil pizza clerk, find a lost princess, silence those who must be silenced, and change their world.

But they are not fighting alone. Other forces, some mortal, and some that are strange and clever and terrifying, have been awakened. Eyes are looking, fingers are reaching out to feel them, ancient wills fumble through the dark to stop them, silence, punish.

This is a book and a series for mature readers, eighteen and older, and who are not triggered by frank depictions of sexuality, dungeons, or powerful, determined teenage females.

Grab it now, if you haven't already! 

The Covens of Bludfjord Book 2: Awakening on Amazon

Cheers,

Erik

Slavehampton

 

Slavehampton Book 1: Arrivals

I’ve been spending summers in the East End of Long Island, also known as the Hamptons, since 1992. And in all that time there I’ve seen many, many changes, but one thing has remained the same: my belief that the Hamptons is the Great Equalizer. No matter how rich or poor you are, a celebrity, money manager, landscaper, farmer, you’re all stuck in the same horrible traffic.

You may be driving to your private jet, waiting for you at East Hampton airport, or trying to get back home to Riverhead or mid-island. Still the same traffic. You may be a finance guy cursing the $100 dollar a plate lunch that just isn’t that great, or a contractor cursing the $15 egg and cheese breakfast sandwich. Relatively to your wealth, you’re suffering about the same.

And the main thing I’ve learned: everyone there is a slave to someone else. The locals sell themselves to the summer people for money, The finance guys are slaves to their bosses, who are slaves to their clients, etc. Everyone’s stressed and overextended.

And that led to me, last summer, thinking up the idea for my book: Slavehampton Book 1: Arrivals. In it I follow a wealthy family trying hard to achieve status, despite building a house on the wrong side of the highway; a young woman, Erin, who makes some bad choices and winds up being sold to that family; a young man from Germany who tries his luck at a summer job, among others.

Add in a healthy dose of sci-fi and mystery, cause it’s actually quite boring there in real life, and you get my latest effort.

I hope you get a chance to read it, and if you do, let me know what works, what doesn’t. This is the first book in the series, with many more to come.

Cheers,
Erik

Plans for 2026!

 Hi folks! It's the start of a new year and that means an update on what I've got planned currently.

First off, my collaboration with Badger Therese is going great! The first book is out and the second book is on pre-order at Amazon. We're currently working on the third book right now, so stay tuned for updates on that one.

The Covens of Bludfjord Book I: Discovery

The Covens of Bludfjord Book 2: Awakening

The first book in my Slavehampton series is out, and the second one is being worked on right now!

Slavehampton Book 1: Arrivals

A new series entitled Street Slave is being worked on, as well as The Lillehammer Girl Milking Co., a stand-alone novel that takes on the human milking genre, featuring some of the side characters from my Spanked for a New Roof: Female Collateral book.

Obviously I need to get cracking on the fourth book in the Spanked on the Rails series! And I really want to try an actual Erotic Romance novel, but with my usual twist (read: I don't play by the rules, cause I don't know them!) I'm thinking it might be called More Sausage, Please.

Plenty of other ideas, so little time to pursue them! Remember, if you connect with me on Goodreads you can help influence what I work on!

Cheers,

Erik

The Billionaires's Spanking Club of Monaco out on Amazon!

 

Super proud to be announcing the release of my latest book: The Billionaires' Spanking Club of Monaco, out now on Amazon!

21 year-old Ashley, fresh from graduation with a Business Communications degree, just wants a job - any job! But times are tough and when an offer to do some modeling in the South of France falls in her lap, she just can't resist. Unfortunately things don't go too well, and she is introduced to a culture as alien to her as anything could be.

For a billionaire, living in Monaco has its privileges, but the small country can become boring if one doesn't pursue ones' pleasures any way one can. The truly wealthy ignore the easy allure of technology-enhanced hybrid human playthings, the huddled masses of starving humanity turned into efficient, pliable servants and toys. True prestige is measured in access to real humans, and the exalted Spanking Club of Monaco offers that to those who can afford to go there.

Welcome to a world of intrigue and petty scandals, of lust and jealousy, and most of all, access to some of the most beautiful women to ever bare their bottoms for a good hard spanking.

Now I just need 1/8th of the world's population to go ahead and buy it, so I can go join that club!

If you're eager to help me reach this totally realistic goal, go check it out:

Get my new book on Amazon: The Billionaires' Spanking Club of Monaco

And check out my author page: Erik Svalbard

Follow me on Goodreads

Cheers,

Erik